This guy is an absolute freak of nature, and he made me so happy that I just had to share that with you.
The guy is called Dave because the day he was kidnapped, he was a bit of a dickhead who was always trying to get under the skin of other people. That’s fine, because he’s one of the coolest guys I’ve ever met, and you should all be very thankful for him and his abilities. He’s a badass with a bit of a kink to his character and a rather unique way of acting, so I’m a fan of him.
Dave was recently kidnapped and now has to deal with a lot of problems. He is the son of the richest man in the world and in order to make it to a normal life, he is forced to live with the son of the richest man in the world. The two of them have a big problem with that.
Dave is basically a badass. If he got kidnapped, just imagine how he would react. He’d probably start screaming, “I’m innocent! I love you!” at the kidnappers, and then he’d probably start punching them, too. He would probably try to run away, too.
This could really be the beginning of a comic book series.
Now we all want to know what happened to Dave though.
Well, there’s only one way to find out. Well, that’s how you get a movie. To see the answer to the question “What happened to Dave?” you just need to download the dave the kidnapper movie. It’s an action adventure movie about a guy who’s kidnapped by a bunch of kidnappers. To be honest, I don’t know if I like the movie itself. The first two minutes of it are just boring.
Dont get me wrong, I love action adventures. But I think the movie could have used one or two more scenes with Dave and his friends, because the story was so slow. Its just not very interesting. In fact, theres no time in the movie for any sort of character development. It seems like the kidnappers just gave Dave a couple of hours to figure out how to break out of the kidnappers hands and escape. Its all about getting into the hands of the kidnappers.
Its a little bit frustrating because there are some pretty cool moments in the movie. I mean, the movie pretty much starts with the kidnapper holding Dave against his will. Then the kidnapper kidnaps him and throws him into a time-loop, then the kidnapper throws him into a time-loop. And on and on, while Dave just has no idea what’s happening. But they are pretty cool moments.
And here is where dave the kidnapper comes into play. You don’t really have to think about dave. He just comes to you, grabs you, and does whatever he needs to do to get you to do what he wants. But when he starts to ask you questions, you have to think about it. He’s going to try to trick you, and he is going to try to trick you into doing something he wants.