When I was pregnant, I was a bit of a cornual. I was too tired to work out, I was too tired to eat dinner and too tired to sleep. The third trimester would find me so exhausted that I would just lay in bed and do nothing. I would just sleep until the very end. I would wake up often in the middle of the night to be amazed at how my body was moving and how I was feeling.
This sounds like the beginning of a very interesting relationship. You have to work out, you have to eat, and you have to sleep every night, but you don’t have to do it alone. You can do it all at the same time. Cornual pregnancy is when you get pregnant while you sleep.
Cornual pregnancy is when you get pregnant while you sleep. This is the second and only time I’ve ever said that. I had a friend once who had cornual pregnancy and it was a total catastrophe. She was a very active person and slept with different guys and had an amazing life. Then her boyfriend broke up with her because she slept around so much. She was really angry and told me it really screwed up her life.
Cornual pregnancy is a fun time to watch. It’s like if you’re a kid (at least in my head) who is always getting teased about being a slut. It’s like, “You should be so ashamed of being a slut!” The whole “so bad that you have cornual pregnant” thing is just a fun way to get some laughs.